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Dealing With The Ghosts Of Your Past Mistakes

Like everybody else, I’m haunted by my past and worried about my future. 70% of my memories of the past are of the mistakes I’ve made, ways in which I just failed to meet those standards. Do you...

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People Will Disappoint You

There’s a difference between pessimism and realism. The pessimist says the glass is half empty, while the realist says, there’s water in the glass. I prefer realism. The title of this article is not...

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Is It Good or Is It Just Familiar?

Do you know what bad acting is? Bad acting is what they have in Nigerian movies. I’m sorry if that offends anyone, but it’s just the truth.   It should be a crime against humanity for anyone to air...

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It’s Important To You Not Them

What would you do if someone told you they reached the highest level in Mario Kart?   If you’re a gamer, you might be impressed, but if you’re not you’ll be like, “Umh.. okay. Who cares, again?”   Has...

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Self-Control: Don’t Get Drunk On Useless Hard Work

Stop.   No really, stop what you’re doing right now, and ask yourself if it really matters.   What takes up most of your time every day? What are you pouring your sweat into? Does it really matter? Or...

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Types of Jealousy

You might know it as the green-eyed monster or better yet, the psycho girlfriend disease.   We’ve all experienced jealousy at some point in our lives. I’m sure you’ve seen the levels of lunacy that...

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7 Reasons Why You Need To Cut Your Friend Out Of Your Life

Why do girls always go to the bathroom in groups?   I don’t know. I never had a gang of girls that followed me around everywhere.   Yeah, I am that loner. Single Ladies is my anthem.   People are...

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4 Ways Bad News Can Make Your Day Better

I know what you’re thinking. There’s no way bad news can make anyone’s day better! Just like there’s no way adding olives to your black coffee will make it better.   I thought so too. But as I found...

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5 Ways You’re Being A Hypocrite – Modern Sins

So, there’s this funny thing that many of us do: we criticize others without realizing we have the same characteristics we’re criticizing in them but just in a different way. We act like hypocrites all...

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My 14 Reasons to Never Get Married

I know what some of you are thinking, “It’s 2017 baby! You can be a single independent woman if you wanna be!” You guys are my people. You make me feel much better about considering never getting...

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My 14 Reasons To Never Get Married

I know what some of you are thinking, “It’s 2018 baby! You can be a single independent woman if you wanna be!” You guys are my people. You make me feel much better about considering never getting...

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Come Find The Silver Lining With Me

Sometimes, you know the truth, but you still hope it’s not true. Then you get confirmation that it is actually true and your heart deep dives into the ocean.   There is this certain someone that I...

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I Paid For Someone To Get Laid

This is the story of a story.   So last night I wanted to write my first diary entry about the time I paid for someone to get laid… Then I put too much pressure on myself to make it good. So I froze...

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Take Me Back To When I Was Single

“Just a second, honey. Let’s go through the grocery list one more time.” Gabbie Pentland growled under her breath as her husband said this. They had checked that list a dozen times already before...

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My 14 Reasons To Never Get Married

I know what some of you are thinking, “It’s 2018 baby! You can be a single independent woman if you wanna be!” You guys are my people. You make me feel much better about considering never getting...

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Come Find The Silver Lining With Me

Sometimes, you know the truth, but you still hope it’s not true. Then you get confirmation that it is actually true and your heart deep dives into the ocean.   There is this certain someone that I...

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I Paid For Someone To Get Laid

This is the story of a story.   So last night I wanted to write my first diary entry about the time I paid for someone to get laid… Then I put too much pressure on myself to make it good. So I froze...

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Take Me Back To When I Was Single

“Just a second, honey. Let’s go through the grocery list one more time.” Gabbie Pentland growled under her breath as her husband said this. They had checked that list a dozen times already before...

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Life Is A Little Hoe – It’s Hard For Everyone

So another thing I realized this week is that life is hard for everyone. Like a sexually frustrated middle-aged man.   I think the problem is I spend a lot of time alone, thinking about my own problems...

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I Wish I Was Pregnant At 14

I’ve been working for five hours in this unbearable heat. There’s no air conditioning in my room so every couple of minutes, I have to stop and fan myself with the notebook on my table. I’m tired and...

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